Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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