Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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