CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
