Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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