He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize