going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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