that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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