I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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