Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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