you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
do herpes really smell.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
