Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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