Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

(201): View more from New Jersey

so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

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(703): View more from Virginia

..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making

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(614): View more from Ohio

Way to ruin everything

(304): View more from West Virginia

I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid

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(678): View more from Georgia

I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.

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