im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
