That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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