Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
