dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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