In the future we'll all be gay
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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