If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you didnt know i had herpes?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You've changed since you got that strap on
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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