Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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