you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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