it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
