Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
