seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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