I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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