eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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