Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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