We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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