your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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