Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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