How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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