So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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