You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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