trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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