I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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