I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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