Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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