google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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