id be glad to
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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