Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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