I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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