He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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