At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
soo... how was my night?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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