At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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