Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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