16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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