"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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