We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
How does it feel to date your dad?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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