if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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