I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
be right there i have to get my cape
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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