Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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