No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He shit in the fireplace
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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