i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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