Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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