i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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