So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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